worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
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