no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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