im six kinds of drunk right now
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
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