is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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