No, you can still breathe under the balls.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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