So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
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