Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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