well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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