question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
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