So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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