I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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