So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
is wine microwaveable?
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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