I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
Randomize
