I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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