i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
Randomize
