Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
Randomize
