i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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