I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
Drunk me really needs to stop 1. telling every attractive dude in a relationship that monogamy isn't real 2. Proposing threesomes with them and their girlfriends
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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