Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I wish you could order shots online.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
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