I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
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