how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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