I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
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