i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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