So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
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