somebody snuck up and got me drunk
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
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