i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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