Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
By cross-referencing our messages & her Twitter feed, I've deduced that she was eating spaghetti the whole time we were sexting.
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
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