I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
Randomize
