whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize
