Joe is yelling at the trees again.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
Just had the moment before I realised I'd packed you off in an ambulance last night after funnel-feeding you Monster and vodka. Your mom thinks I'm a dick doesn't she?
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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