Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
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