summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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