if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
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