you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
A woman in the waiting room at the STD clinic told me that she is going to pray to jesus for my penis.
and people in Baltimore still get a bad wrap.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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