the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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