He uses pillows to masturbate.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
I was told I sang Taylor Swift's entire discography in between violent bursts of green vomit before falling asleep in the bath tub
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
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