That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
PANTIES FOUND
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
Randomize
