I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
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