The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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