My 12 y/o god son's bandmate just asked me to their school dance. Still he's a better catch than the last one...
She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
you inspire me to be a worse person
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
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