is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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