Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
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