New invention idea: vibrating tampons
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
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