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bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
it's like that moment that you're driving and realize you're lost except instead of driving i'm just sitting here in my living room drunk, eating a plate of sausages, drinking red wine and just thinking "i'm going to be 28 this year. i know people who are married, with beautiful and well behaved children. where was the wrong turn?"
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
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