are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
You don't make any sense
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Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
please don't ironically join a cult
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