I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
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