downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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