Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
Randomize
