Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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