There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
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