yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
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