my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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