I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
i just realized that the oil change sticker on my windshield is a day before the last time i had sex. I've driven exactly 10500 miles since.
you need to get laid.. and an oil change.
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
I'm sorry I missed your birthday brunch. If it makes you feel any better I woke up wearing someone else's toga and a sombrero
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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