well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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