piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
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