Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
high people should be assigned attendants
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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