words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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