when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
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its like you know when i get waxed
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
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