just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
Randomize
