You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
She throws back shots like they are NO-THING. I swear, she goes through like five straight tequila shots, does a jello shot, chases with half a hot dog, has a rum and coke, and then takes her shirt off and makes an impromptu bandage out of it for fuckin' Tim who cut himself on the flagpole. I'm going to marry her.
My dick has a subreddit
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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